Yelp Review # 1 - Palms Thai Restaurant (Thai Food) Hollywood, CA

The chicken tasted like they just grilled some pieces of a basketball
— Frank Yslas

Yelp Review # 1 - Palms Thai Restaurant (Thai Food) Hollywood, CA

 Lunch Special at Palms Thai Restaurant located in Hollywood, CA. frankstrilllife.com

Lunch Special at Palms Thai Restaurant located in Hollywood, CA. frankstrilllife.com

Backstory

So this place has great reviews and gets crunk at night!!! It looks so crunk that you were to think it was the early 2000's and we were still rocking fubu jeans with big white tees and Lil Jon was still hyping us up with his "Yeahs!" & "Okays!" Also they have a great lunch special, so of course my friends and I decided to try it out one beautiful Saturday afternoon. 

Decor: 3.5 out of 5.
It had a little bit of a 70's sort of vibe along with some classic Thai restaurant themes. Bamboo, neon lights, palm trees. They also have the stage with the mic which is cool, thought about hopping on and performing but didn't want someone trying to sign me to a record deal because 21 savage taught me to scream "F#*% a deal!"

Customer Service: 1 out of 5
Nonexistent. I know California is in a drought but it was mad difficult to get a refill on my water. Felt like SpongeBob that time he took off his helmet in Sandy's treedome. Also, our waitress made me realize that the customer service I receive at the DMV isn't that bad after all. 

Food: 1 out of 5
So my friends and I all got lunch specials and I was smart enough to order the beef (which was not too bad...equivalent to a high priced TV dinner).....they got meals with chicken...this was a terrible, terrible mistake...the chicken tasted like they just grilled some pieces of a basketball, that has been bounced on the asphalt too many times and has lost all forms of grip... and then sprinkled it with a little bit of Domino's red pepper flakes for some sort of flavor. Resourceful, I'll give them that. 

Then my friends proceeded to take further L's as they ordered the coconut soup...it was just left over vegetable oil from one of the frying pans with a little bit of Tabasco for color and flavor. Fellow yelpers.....This soup was so bad that a raccoon wouldn't even eat it. A raccoon would get his or her drivers license just so they are able to drive this soup to the nearest dump....

Overall it was an enjoyable experience, would love to come here at night.